WhatsApp Group: Alter-egos

Punkenstein: ”With the World Cup under 48 hours from kick-off, I’d like to write on something else.”

_num: ”If you had a thousand people listening, you just lost 998 of them.”

PaGe: ”Listening?”

Illuminatish: ”When all he does is listen to Eminem!”

Leksyd: ”Are you minding the air-head?”

_num: ”Later you’ll bring your phones to my room to charge right? It’s cool… ”

Leksyd: ” … *cough*… what has brought Eminem to this matter?”

Illuminatish: ”f*****g b***h *a** c***! Changing mouth because of cheap watts? F*****g a** kissing g** b*****d!”

_num: ”Oshey Naomi Watts. Homo-erectus b****u!”

Leksyd: ”Someone can’t even pull your legs in peace. N****t primadonnas!”

OmoAfonja: ”Ibinu yin wa gbona ju Mercury, ahahn!”

PaGe: *censors imagery*

Mikho: ”The Avexers!”

_num: ”The what?”

Illuminatish: ”Ignore the f****t… or not.”

_num: ”I’ll let that slide.”

PaGe: *pauses imagery*

Alcohorlick: *sigh* *smh*

d_oA: ”She hasn’t even posted what she’s going to write about instead though, ogbeni estimator.”

Mikho: ”He too de Beletti, that guy.”

PaGe: ”Why is a scorpion calling a snake poisonous?”

d_oA: //_o

_num: ”Tu es malade Mihko? Qu’est cet tout?!”

Mikho: ”Kindly **** out of here, three of you!”

PaGe: ”Kindly have some painkillers… or not.”

OmoAfonja: ”Ta lo ko ni French?”

Alcohorlick: ”… wrong French at that!”

Punkenstein: ”Must your brain always live up to the homonym of your name?”

Mikho: ”Ah!”

Leksyd: ”Gosh!”

PaGe: ”Eternal Rock of Ages!”

OmoAfonja: ”Mercury o!”

d_oA: ”Oh my days… definitely not me!”

Illuminatish: ”Mehn… a rhyming insult… ”

_num: ”Punke, me? It’s cool.”

Mikho: ”It’s always cool.”

OmoAfonja: ”Awon Arctic Monkeys l’omo!”

Alcohorlick: ”Especially now that Breezy’s… nevermind”

Illuminatish: -_____- ”Dunce!”

d_oA: ”Don’t call my bro a dunce, cretin!”

Illuminatish: ”That was for the other dunce, you dunce!”

_num: ”The dumb twin is obviously hurt.”

d_oA: ”Please rest, numb head!”

OmoAfonja: ”Mà da French Montana loun jere.”

d_oA: ”Hahahaha!”

Illuminatish: -____________-

_num: ”Dead!”

PaGe: ”Mikho’s not used the painkillers by the way… ”

OmoAfonja: -________-

Illuminatish: -________________-

_num: ”Someone’s daughter needs a leash!”

Punkenstein: ”Please use the one holding your sense!”

PaGe: *cackles The Wall down*

OmoAfonja: ”HAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!”

Leksyd: ♫ This is way too much, I need a moment ♫

Illuminatish: ♫ No one man should get all these in-sults ♫

d_oA: ”My… wow… goodnight abeg!”

Alcohorlick: ”That’s how we won’t know what Punke wants to write about instead?”

Punkenstein: ”Bless you. Bucketlists. I’d like to write about everybody’s bucketlist.”

PaGe: ”So who’s kicking things off?”

Punkenstein: 😐

Leksyd: ”Well, I’d love to tamba in Tampa.”

d_oA: ”Hian!”

Alcohorlick: ”Hodor!”

PaGe: ”What?”

Leksyd: ( ‘,’)

Mikho: ”I’m sure we know what tops _num’s list though… ”

Illuminatish: -_________-

PaGe: -___-

OmoAfonja: -_______________-

d_oA: ”Haha! You like trouble sha… but… ”

Leksyd: ”… it’s cool!”

Mikho: ”… it’s always cool!”

*_num has left the group*

Admin: *sigh* ”You guys ehn! That’s enough for the night.”

d_oA: ”Haha! But, bucketlists… ”

Admin: ”Goodnight!”

Punkenstein: ”Ugh!”